Recently, while at my day job (yes, I have one of those) I found out that Alexa Vega, the star of Spy Kids and that little girl in The Little Giants, a woman who is younger than me by several months, is married.
Not only that, but she’s been married for two years.
Not only that, but she’s married to a man who’s inching closer and closer to 40 (and who is 12 years her senior).
Hey, age ain’t nothin but a number, but seriously, how did I miss this? He’s a film producer and his only big credit appears to be Napoleon Dynamite.
I’m going to let this sink in for you… believe me, it takes a bit.