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Alexa Vega is Married to a 30-Something Year Old

Recently, while at my day job (yes, I have one of those) I found out that Alexa Vega, the star of Spy Kids and that little girl in The Little Giants, a woman who is younger than me by several months, is married.

Not only that, but she’s been married for two years.

Not only that, but she’s married to a man who’s inching closer and closer to 40 (and who is 12 years her senior).

MIND BLOWN.

Hey, age ain’t nothin but a number, but seriously, how did I miss this? He’s a film producer and his only big credit appears to be Napoleon Dynamite.

I’m going to let this sink in for you… believe me, it takes a bit.

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